MIDDLESEX
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| Nickname | Mother |
| Age | Don't ask my age please! |
| Marital Status | Married to Pupa Smurf |
| Job | Retired, looking for any good cause |
| Superleague Team | Harrow Borough Football Club |
| Other Team | Harrow Borough Mens Superleague, Thursday Charity League. |
| County Record | Being playing since 1980, now slowy wearing down but still winning with mens averages (28.36 at LINCS) |
| Favourite Players | William Tell, Maureen Flowers and Linda Battern-Duffy (No relation) |
| Achievements | Loads and loads, winning the inter-county singles against all the England players and won! Won Butlin's Open twice, Eastbourne Singles twice - its now all in the mind. |